Diana Trent is my biggest hero right now.
Miss Davenport: The Crowcroft Challenge: To go form Moreton to Thackley in a straight line, as the crow flies, over all obstacles.
The general feeling is that one has to be an idiot to even attempt it.
Oh The Crowcroft Challenge. I think it shows a wonderful spirit.
"It’s cloying old fuddies like you that give the elderly a bad name. Trotting out your trite little homilies like some refugee from Reader’s Digest. You might enjoy being a quaint old parody of a human being but I’ve still got my balls thank you very much." — Diana Trent
Richard: Plenty of cupboard space.
Hyacinth: I can’t say as I’m finding al that much space.
Richard: Can’t see any woodworm.
Hyacinth: There are more problems around here than woodworm dear.
*Yokel mumbles something*
Richard: What’s he saying?
Hyacinth: I don’t know, but I can feel every syllable.
Hyacinth: What is it?
Richard: It’s a goat.
Hyacinth: Ooh! You see how familiar you are with the country already.
"We must get a maypole Richard. Apparently that’s how country folk amuse themselves."
Keeping Up Appearances - Series 2
1 gif per episode
Julie: I’m Julie. I met you earlier in the café.
Sylvia: Oh yes. The one with the dubious dress sense. And who are you?
Izzy: The one in the wheelchair.
Sylvia: I like her.
Sylvia: I don’t know why I allowed you to talk me into this and before you say anything this is a mission of mercy. Nothing more. Hayley told me about your employee situation and fool that I am to myself I am prepared to step into the breach. You can save me your gratitude, excessive displays of emotion make me nauseous.
Well I’ll see myself up and the rest of my bags need fetching out of the car. You’ve missed a bit.